What's The Matter For Your Face: Vol. 2

Greetings friends and neighbors, and welcome to the second part of What's The Matter For Your Face. I trust that you were truly enlightened and thrilled by part one, and I would most certainly be interested to hear how your life was changed because of the information you so surely ingested off of such balderdash. I don't want to drag things out here, so we'll get right down to business with yet another face. The face you see here is one of shock, surprise, and perhaps a small pinch of disgust. There is a scripture that states "seek and ye shall find," and though I have no doubt in my mind that the scripture is 100% the errorless word of God and needs nothing added to it, I may in my own commentary state that what you find may not always be to your liking.
Such would be the case here.
Many doors are far better left unopened.



In my previous post I mentioned how the eyes are often a portal to the soul, displaying the various emotions that we as humans experience. The smallest part of our bodies can often tell us more in a single glance than what we could express otherwise. John Belushi for instance, was a master of eyebrow acting. The ridge above his eyes told millions of his fans whether or not he was thrilled, ticked, drunk, or completely ignorant of the surrounding circumstances. (What sets him apart from the rest of many great eyebrowists was his ability to do all four expressions at one time. Pure artistic genius.) I however, am no master of the eyebrow, (save a raised or furrowed one on occasion.) I depend more upon my body language than my face to get my point accross. Body language can be many things. Serious, classy, self-concious, sensual, happy, funny or sad. The list goes on. One of my personal favorites is how I make my body look when I am thrilled. It took me years to master the technique behind this, but I've found that people appreciate it a bunch when they know exactly how you are feeling about something. I'm not sure what happens to the nerves in my body, or if I have an overdose of endorphins-something-or-other, but when I get thrilled, it makes a lasting impression. Just like this.

(I hope that it is obvious what I am thrilled about.)

It is my desire that this has helped you in the advancing of your mind. The dumbing down of North America is something that I think we must all be comcerned about, and since knowledge is power I feel that is my duty to provide what information I can that could improve the quality of your life. May you all have a blessed and enlightened day.

note: the expressive techniques shown on this post were accomplished by a professional who has had much time to sit around and think up such things. Do not attempt these expressions without a time of reflection, and a warm up period involving various calisthenics.